1. Back Off, Mary Poppins
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US sitcom. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay away when his friends come over.
1. Back Off, Mary Poppins
US sitcom. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay away when his friends come over.
Two and a Half Men
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- Comedy
- 30m
Contains adult humour. Turn on Parental controls
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab - Evelyn pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her. Whilst concerned that she will destroy Jake's life, the brothers take him to Evelyn's home - then quickly flee to a bar.
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2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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American sitcom. Alan is depressed to learn that Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician.
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
American sitcom. Alan is depressed to learn that Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician.
3. A Bag Full of Jawea
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American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with one of Jake's teachers.
3. A Bag Full of Jawea
American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with one of Jake's teachers.
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
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American sitcom. Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes Alan feel rotten.
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
American sitcom. Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes Alan feel rotten.
5. Bad News from the Clinic?
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American sitcom. Charlie meets his match when he falls for a manipulative narcissist.
5. Bad News from the Clinic?
American sitcom. Charlie meets his match when he falls for a manipulative narcissist.
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child.
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child.
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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US sitcom. Charlie and Alan hire Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater a party.
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
US sitcom. Charlie and Alan hire Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater a party.
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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American sitcom. Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex he never knew of.
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
American sitcom. Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex he never knew of.
9. Yes, Monsignor
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American sitcom. Charlie is thrilled that his ex-girlfriend Lisa's marriage has failed.
9. Yes, Monsignor
American sitcom. Charlie is thrilled that his ex-girlfriend Lisa's marriage has failed.
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater
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American sitcom. Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on a comic.
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater
American sitcom. Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on a comic.
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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American sitcom. Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures.
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
American sitcom. Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures.
12. A Lungful of Alan
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American sitcom. Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems more interested in Charlie.
12. A Lungful of Alan
American sitcom. Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems more interested in Charlie.
13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair
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American sitcom. Alan allows Judith to move into the beach house after an earthquake.
13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair
American sitcom. Alan allows Judith to move into the beach house after an earthquake.
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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American sitcom. The brothers reject their mother after she criticises Alan's fathering.
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
American sitcom. The brothers reject their mother after she criticises Alan's fathering.
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
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American sitcom. Charlie convinces Alan to visit Las Vegas before a medical procedure.
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
American sitcom. Charlie convinces Alan to visit Las Vegas before a medical procedure.
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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American sitcom. Things do not go according to plan when Judith goes on holiday.
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
American sitcom. Things do not go according to plan when Judith goes on holiday.
17. Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!
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American sitcom. Charlie goes to hospital with back pain and hits on his doctor.
17. Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!
American sitcom. Charlie goes to hospital with back pain and hits on his doctor.
18. It Was Mame, Mom
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Charlie is invited to a party thrown by a gay advertising executive.
18. It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie is invited to a party thrown by a gay advertising executive.
19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
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American sitcom. Charlie and Alan run into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri.
19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
American sitcom. Charlie and Alan run into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri.
20. I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey
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American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
20. I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey
American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died.
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died.
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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American sitcom. Alan goes on a date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend.
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
American sitcom. Alan goes on a date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend.
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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American sitcom. Evelyn pressures a reluctant Alan into letting Jake stay with her.
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
American sitcom. Evelyn pressures a reluctant Alan into letting Jake stay with her.
24. Does This Smell Funny to You?
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US sitcom. Charlie sleeps with a woman without realising that she is already married.
24. Does This Smell Funny to You?
US sitcom. Charlie sleeps with a woman without realising that she is already married.