1. Back Off, Mary Poppins
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Charlie asks Alan to stay out of the house while his exclusive group of friends are over.
1. Back Off, Mary Poppins
Charlie asks Alan to stay out of the house while his exclusive group of friends are over.
Two and a Half Men
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- Comedy
- 30m
Contains some adult humour. Turn on Parental controls
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On - Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died. She attends the funeral with Alan, but is furious to learn that he had kept in touch with Harry.
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2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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Judith dates Jake's paediatrician.
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith dates Jake's paediatrician.
3. A Bag Full of Jawea
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American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with Jake's teacher.
3. A Bag Full of Jawea
American sitcom. Charlie attempts to start a relationship with Jake's teacher.
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
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Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes Alan feel inadequate.
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes Alan feel inadequate.
5. Bad News from the Clinic?
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Charlie falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
5. Bad News from the Clinic?
Charlie falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child, forcing Charlie to admit his involvement.
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child, forcing Charlie to admit his involvement.
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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Charlie hires Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater at a party for their mother.
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie hires Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater at a party for their mother.
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.
9. Yes, Monsignor
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Charlie is thrilled to learn that his ex-girlfriend Lisa's marriage did not work out.
9. Yes, Monsignor
Charlie is thrilled to learn that his ex-girlfriend Lisa's marriage did not work out.
10. The Salmon under My Sweater
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Rose invites Alan to a movie and surprises him with her intellect.
10. The Salmon under My Sweater
Rose invites Alan to a movie and surprises him with her intellect.
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures.
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures.
12. A Lungful of Alan
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Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems more interested in Charlie.
12. A Lungful of Alan
Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems more interested in Charlie.
13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair
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Alan allows Judith to temporarily move into the beach house following an earthquake.
13. Zejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair
Alan allows Judith to temporarily move into the beach house following an earthquake.
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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The brothers throw out their mother after she criticises the way Alan is raising Jake.
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
The brothers throw out their mother after she criticises the way Alan is raising Jake.
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
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Charlie convinces Alan to take his mind off a medical procedure by taking a trip to Vegas.
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie convinces Alan to take his mind off a medical procedure by taking a trip to Vegas.
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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American sitcom. Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie's hands.
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
American sitcom. Judith goes on holiday and leaves Jake in Charlie's hands.
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
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Charlie suffers back pain and is taken to hospital, where he hits on the doctor.
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Charlie suffers back pain and is taken to hospital, where he hits on the doctor.
18. It Was Mame, Mom
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Charlie is invited to a party thrown by a gay advertising executive.
18. It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie is invited to a party thrown by a gay advertising executive.
19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
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While having a coffee, Charlie and Alan run into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri.
19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
While having a coffee, Charlie and Alan run into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri.
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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Rose helps Charlie and Alan refrain from taking their frustrations out on each other.
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Rose helps Charlie and Alan refrain from taking their frustrations out on each other.
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died.
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband Harry has died.
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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Alan ends up on a date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, just out of rehab.
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Alan ends up on a date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, just out of rehab.
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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In spite of their fears, Alan and Charlie allow Jake to stay over at Evelyn's for a night.
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
In spite of their fears, Alan and Charlie allow Jake to stay over at Evelyn's for a night.
24. Does This Smell Funny to You?
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Jake reports to his class about an elderly man who came by the house the previous weekend.
24. Does This Smell Funny to You?
Jake reports to his class about an elderly man who came by the house the previous weekend.