1. Pilot
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A rich bachelor has his life disrupted by his brother and young nephew.
1. Pilot
A rich bachelor has his life disrupted by his brother and young nephew.
Two and a Half Men
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- Comedy
- 30m
Contains some adult humour. Turn on Parental controls
17. Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats - Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his dim-witted cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
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2. Big Flappy B*****ds
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Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake.
2. Big Flappy B*****ds
Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake.
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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Alan fails to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend.
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Alan fails to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend.
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take a Nap
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Charlie quickly realises that he cannot cope by himself when his long-term cleaner quits.
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take a Nap
Charlie quickly realises that he cannot cope by himself when his long-term cleaner quits.
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas.
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas.
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women.
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women.
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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Judith worries when Jake draws Charlie's female friend's buttocks for a school assignment.
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Judith worries when Jake draws Charlie's female friend's buttocks for a school assignment.
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
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Charlie joins Alan, Judith, Jake and his classmates at the rehearsals for a school show.
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie joins Alan, Judith, Jake and his classmates at the rehearsals for a school show.
9. Phase One, Complete
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Charlie becomes concerned when his new girlfriend Wendy bonds strongly with Jake.
9. Phase One, Complete
Charlie becomes concerned when his new girlfriend Wendy bonds strongly with Jake.
10. Merry Thanksgiving
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Charlie discovers that Lisa, his favourite ex-girlfriend, is getting married.
10. Merry Thanksgiving
Charlie discovers that Lisa, his favourite ex-girlfriend, is getting married.
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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Alan is convinced to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image.
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan is convinced to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image.
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
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When Berta brings her granddaughter Prudence to work, the boys find themselves distracted.
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
When Berta brings her granddaughter Prudence to work, the boys find themselves distracted.
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
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Charlie and Alan go on a double date with a hot neighbour and her actress sister.
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie and Alan go on a double date with a hot neighbour and her actress sister.
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
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Charlie's financial adviser instructs him to live on a budget.
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie's financial adviser instructs him to live on a budget.
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie.
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie.
16. That Was Saliva, Alan
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Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run.
16. That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run.
17. Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats
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Alan chooses his dim-witted cousins to become Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
17. Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats
Alan chooses his dim-witted cousins to become Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
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Charlie is stunned when he finds out that one of his ex-girlfriends has become a man.
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
Charlie is stunned when he finds out that one of his ex-girlfriends has become a man.
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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Jake sees a therapist after he begins having difficulty dealing with his parents' divorce.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Jake sees a therapist after he begins having difficulty dealing with his parents' divorce.
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
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Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy when Charlie sleeps with his lawyer.
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy when Charlie sleeps with his lawyer.
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
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Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk.
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk.
23. Just Like Buffalo
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Charlie enlists all his powers of persuasion to ensure Jake can spend a weekend with him.
23. Just Like Buffalo
Charlie enlists all his powers of persuasion to ensure Jake can spend a weekend with him.
24. Can You Feel My Finger?
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Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare.
24. Can You Feel My Finger?
Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare.