1. Pilot
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A rich bachelor has his life disrupted by his brother and young nephew.
1. Pilot
A rich bachelor has his life disrupted by his brother and young nephew.
Two and a Half Men
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- Comedy
- 30m
Contains mild adult humour. Turn on Parental controls
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake - Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female surfer friend for a school assignment.
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2. Big Flappy B*****ds
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American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake.
2. Big Flappy B*****ds
American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake.
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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Alan fails to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend.
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Alan fails to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend.
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take a Nap
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American sitcom. Charlie realises that he cannot cope when his long-term cleaner quits.
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take a Nap
American sitcom. Charlie realises that he cannot cope when his long-term cleaner quits.
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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American sitcom. Charlie attends one of Jake's football games after a drunken night out.
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
American sitcom. Charlie attends one of Jake's football games after a drunken night out.
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
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Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women.
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women.
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
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American sitcom. Judith worries when Jake draws the buttocks of a friend of Charlie's.
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
American sitcom. Judith worries when Jake draws the buttocks of a friend of Charlie's.
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
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American sitcom. Charlie handles a roomful of fourth graders during a show rehearsal.
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
American sitcom. Charlie handles a roomful of fourth graders during a show rehearsal.
9. Phase One, Complete
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American sitcom. Charlie becomes concerned when a new girlfriend of his bonds with Jake.
9. Phase One, Complete
American sitcom. Charlie becomes concerned when a new girlfriend of his bonds with Jake.
10. Merry Thanksgiving
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American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married.
10. Merry Thanksgiving
American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married.
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
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American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover.
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover.
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
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American sitcom about a bachelor. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter.
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
American sitcom about a bachelor. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter.
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
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American sitcom. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date.
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
American sitcom. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date.
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
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US sitcom about a bachelor. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget.
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
US sitcom about a bachelor. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget.
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
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Part one of a two-part episode. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie.
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Part one of a two-part episode. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie.
16. That Was Saliva, Alan
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Concluding part of a two-part episode. Frankie reveals why she is on the run.
16. That Was Saliva, Alan
Concluding part of a two-part episode. Frankie reveals why she is on the run.
17. Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats
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American sitcom. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians.
17. Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats
American sitcom. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians.
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
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American sitcom. Charlie is stunned to learn that an ex-girlfriend of his is now a man.
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
American sitcom. Charlie is stunned to learn that an ex-girlfriend of his is now a man.
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
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American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at a birthday party for Jake.
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at a birthday party for Jake.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
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American sitcom. Jake sees a therapist after having difficulties with his parents' split.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
American sitcom. Jake sees a therapist after having difficulties with his parents' split.
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
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US sitcom about a bachelor. Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy by Charlie.
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
US sitcom about a bachelor. Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy by Charlie.
22. My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
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American sitcom. Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk.
22. My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
American sitcom. Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk.
23. Just Like Buffalo
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US sitcom. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to weekend at his house.
23. Just Like Buffalo
US sitcom. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to weekend at his house.
24. Can You Feel My Finger?
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US sitcom. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare.
24. Can You Feel My Finger?
US sitcom. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare.