1. Need to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death.
1. Need to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death.
Two and a Half Men
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- Comedy
- 30m
Contains adult humour. Turn on Parental controls
24. Oh Look! Al-Queda! - Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.
More infoSeries 9
2. People Who Love Peepholes
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Regretting his decision to move in with his mother, Alan helps Walden woo back his wife.
2. People Who Love Peepholes
Regretting his decision to move in with his mother, Alan helps Walden woo back his wife.
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget and Jake decides to drop out of school.
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget and Jake decides to drop out of school.
4. Nine Magic Fingers
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Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right.
4. Nine Magic Fingers
Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right.
5. A Giant Cat Holding A Churro
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Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past.
5. A Giant Cat Holding A Churro
Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past.
6. The Squat and the Hover
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Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget but meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
6. The Squat and the Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget but meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden.
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden.
8. Thank You for the Intercourse
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When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
8. Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
9. Frodo's Headshots
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Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges.
9. Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges.
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them feels ready to date.
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them feels ready to date.
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip
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Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest.
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest.
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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Walden's mother, Robin, arrives and Alan is smitten with her.
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother, Robin, arrives and Alan is smitten with her.
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
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Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.
14. A Possum on Chemo
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Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving.
14. A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving.
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's 'special' brownies.
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's 'special' brownies.
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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A huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
A huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
17. Not in My Mouth
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Walden and Zoey share a near-death experience.
17. Not in My Mouth
Walden and Zoey share a near-death experience.
18. The War Against Gingivitis
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Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up.
18. The War Against Gingivitis
Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up.
19. Palmdale, Ech
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Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party.
19. Palmdale, Ech
Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party.
20. Grandma's Pie
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Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife.
20. Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife.
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
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Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him.
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him.
22. Why We Gave Up Women
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Kathy Bates guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper.
22. Why We Gave Up Women
Kathy Bates guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper.
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
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In the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love upon returning from the hospital.
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
In the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love upon returning from the hospital.
24. Oh Look! Al-Queda!
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Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale.
24. Oh Look! Al-Queda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale.