Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves.

Family issues are keeping Michael occupied.

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

The kids confront Michael with a description of the ideal dad.

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Michael teaches Claire a lesson after she sneaks out.

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.

After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the web.

Michael accidentally kills the school hamster.

Michael’s thrilled when the kids start their own businesses.

Michael's belief that he's entitled to alone time is validated.

Michael must get the clan dressed and to a wedding in 15 min.

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Janet convinces Mike to go to a Japanese restaurant.

Michael loses his cool when he and the family head to a Japanese restaurant for dinner.

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony.

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Michael seeks advice on how to handle Janet's office persona.

Janet and Michael are astounded when Jr. shines in an IQ test.

Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister.

Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.

Michael bowls against his arch-enemy Stu Tyler.

Jr. doesn’t buy the practical car Michael recommends.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary.