One of our most selfish audience members EVER has inspired his very own costume drama! We want to welcome you to the finest department store in all of Takeaway Town - Selfishes - where you'll find everything your selfish heart desires!
The world's most self-centred department store is open for businessWe do a nice line in self-indulgence...... With enough jewels for even the greediest pawsIf you're lucky you might bump into the gossipiest shop girl of them all, Miss McPartlinAnd here's our illustrious owner Cliff, otherwise known as Mr Selfish himself!
