Tickle your fancy? The 10 funniest jokes from this year’s Edinburgh Fringe

These are the 10 funniest jokes of this year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe (UKTV Dave/Martina Salvi)

Here are 10 jokes that were voted the best at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2018.

  • 1: “Working at the JobCentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day” – Adam Rowe

  • 2: “I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring” – Leo Kearse

  • 3: “I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed” – Olaf Falafel

  • 4: “In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me” – Daniel Audritt

  • 5: “What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?” – Flo and Joan

  • 6: “I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts” – Darren Walsh

  • 7: “Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project” – Justin Moorhouse

  • Tied 8: “I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it” – Adele Cliff

  • Tied 8: “Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?” – Alex Edelman

  • 10: “I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time” – Laura Lexx