Rykard and Rachel: A love story...

Monday 13 June at 9:47pm

Two star-crossed lovers, a shocking late night fumble, and a cruel twist of fate that almost tore them apart for good. We give you, the love story of Rykard and Rachel...

Our story begins with Rykard, a chirpy lad with the world at his feet

And a lady called Malin firmly on his lips...

Everything was going swimmingly, until terrific Terry walked through the door

And poor Rykard was left all by himself

But all was not lost, for Olivia was on hand to keep Rykard company

Until one glorious day, an angel called Rachel appeared before him

And Rykard was very very happy (just LOOK at that grin)

Things got real between Rykard and Rachel

Like, really real between Rykard and Rachel

SO REAL

...it was real

Suddenly something UNREAL happened between Olivia and Rykard

...and sleepy Rachel was none the wiser

But the end was fast approaching as the girls journeyed to a beach party...

With one very special guest *cue manic laugh*

In a cruel twist of fate, Rachel was dumped from the island

And Rykard vowed to leave because he was done with nicking birds

But the biggest shock of all? Caroline revealed Rykard and Olivia's dirty secret

Thankfully Rachel had booked a table at a local restaurant to have it out

Things got real once again, as Rachel wept tears of betrayal

But like in all good love stories, Rykard penned Rachel a heartfelt poem

And they lived happily ever after (well, so far anyway)

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