Love Calculator

We've used many a technique to determine how compatible our islanders are with one another. And while examining their body language and calling upon relationship experts is all well and good, we've decided to take it old school. Literally.

Yes, we're bringing out the big guns, and using the trusted Love Calculator which we all scribbled out sneakily in our exercise books while Mrs Davies tried to teach us something about alkali metals. Shall we take a look at the scientifically-accurate results?

First up, it's not looking too promising for Luis and new girl/old flame Cally...

There's a far more positive result for Josh and Naomi - was breaking up really the right decision with figures as impressive as this?!

Next up - was Zoe right to choose Jordan over Max? The highly-sophisticated Love Calculator will tell us...

Oooh, good choice, Zoe. The Love Calculator never lies.

To prove the point, here's the Love Calculator confirming that Travis' interest in Lauren was never anything more than lukewarm:

And let's not neglect the potential love lives of those outside the villa - there's one pairing we're all desperate to see happen. But is it written in the stars? Should we be expecting a Save The Date card anytime soon? Love Calculator, do your magic...

...Yep, sounds about right.

Finally, if you want definitive proof that the Love Calculator is accurate, then look no further:

99%. That's NINETY-NINE PERCENT. It was always meant to be! Jon and Hannah are the ultimate starcrossed lovers. The Love Calculator KNOWS ALL.

Now, let's stop doodling in our exercise books before we're given detention.