Five things we learnt on day 47
It was all change in the bedroom on day 47 after the previous night's recoupling - except for Alex, who slept on the sofa to give an upset Alexandra some space. Paul found himself unwittingly added to the DBS, and our professional athletes Laura and Jack emerged victorious from a very sticky baking challenge - earning themselves a very smooth first date. Back at the villa old Jack and Dani dreamed up a perfect role-play plan for Alex to win back Alexandra, and cool Paul showed us how it's done with the smoothest first kiss ever - but then, he has kissed Britney Spears after all. Here's what we learnt.
1. Laura’s trying a new flirting tactic
Her charms didn’t quite work on Wes or Jack, so Laura opted to try something new and lay it on thick… with a bit of cleaning chat.“You’re so cute. And you smell really clean,” she told a slightly confused Paul before sniffing his shirt.“You know at home you’ve got really good conditioning treatments for your clothes?” she continued.
2. Love Island on mars, coming summer 2019
Chatting about alternative life forms (as you do) Wes remarked: “I bet there’s some right buff aliens out there.” Sure...“There’s probably a whole other Love Island out there,” agreed Laura. “I would like to couple up with this girl because of the slime on her belly,” joked Josh.
It slime does it for an alien, who are we to judge?
3. Watch out Attenborough - Planet Earth 3 has a potential new host
You rated him as the second sexiest man in the villa and he has the whitest teeth in the East End, but Jack’s STILL got more in his locker - he's a secret nature mastermind.“Do you know what a swallow is, or a swift?” he asked Dani as they sat in the garden. “They’re migratory birds, they come from Africa,” he revealed. “They’re amazing, some of the fastest birds on earth.”
Mind. Blown.
4. Form an orderly queue for a Jack smoulder
That sexy stare seems to have officially worked its magic on Laura...
5. It's always the quiet ones
Oh, you know, just this one time I was in LA and I kissed Britney Spears...