7 things we learnt on day 50
BREAKING NEWS:
Absolute Mayhem Took the Villa by Storm
The dumping aftermath had emotions running high, but one Islander turned frowns upside down as he proved himself to be a certified master chef. Meanwhile, newspaper headlines wreaked havoc on the Island as two couples were left in complete and utter turmoil.
For more on this developing story, keep reading...
1. Chris made everyone's heart burst
After being saved from the dumping by his fellow Islanders, Chris really couldn't have been more grateful. Sensing something was up, Curtis asked: "Do you want to talk about it?"
Tearfully Chris responded: "It's good tears, it's just hard to say without crying. I've never felt like I've ever fit in."
*Hearts shatter around the nation*
You can always rely on our ballroom dancer to say it how it is: "You fit in here better than anyone. I've never met a guy like you... We respect you so much. You're smart, you're mature, you're incredible, mate."
We couldn't agree more, tbh.
2. Greg's manners are NEXT LEVEL.
Seriously. We're gonna book in afternoon tea with him after this...
Greg cut a flirty moment with Amber a lil bit short, so she said: "Aww I wanted a longer kiss than that!"
Our rugby player replied in the sweetest way: "Ah did you? Sorry." As he went in for another one.
And the award for most polite human being goes to...
3. There's a genius in the villa
Are you ready to learn the most mind-blowing, groundbreaking, incredible hack EVER? Brace yourself...
Ovie leaves his hat in the freezer overnight so that it keeps his head nice and chilly.
Hands up if you'll be stealing this next time you're on your holibobs. We deffo are.
4. There's always time for shower karaoke
Before heading out on his date with Harley, Chris had a sing-song in the shower:
Going on a date, Going on a date, Going on a date, I'm going on a date.
(Lyrics and music by Chris Taylor ©)
IS THERE ANYTHING CUTER THAN THIS?!
We. Can't. Cope.
5. Seasoning is the secret to success
This week, on Cooking with Ovie we learnt how to spice up our lives.
The chef himself gave us this beacon of knowledge: "Anyone who doesn't cook with a basic seasoning of garlic, salt, and pepper, I don't know what you're doing in life. You definitely shouldn't be in the kitchen though!"
Your breath might be stinky, but your tastebuds will be having a party.
6. We weren't bready for this...
It's about to get real punny...
Chris and Harley went on a bread-making date, so he obvs had to get a lot of puns off his chest.
Here they are in all their glory:
"Hopefully this will be a date that Harley won't baguette"
"You might say I could be able to rise to the occasion"
"Afterwards we may be on a roll"
"I've got a feeling that Harley's gonna loaf this date"
You're welcome.
7. Drinks come in all shapes and sizes
Big drink, little drink, cardboard box.