7 things we learnt on day 39
The villa was hit with a glitter overload as our Islanders were treated to a party, but despite the shimmering start, drama eventually won over, as Maura was left broken-hearted and Marvin packed his suitcase.
Day 39 taught us that Ovie has MANY tricks up his sleeve, the villa is in a completely different timezone to the rest of us, and squatting can be very, very risky.
Take a look at everything we learnt...
1. The heart doesn't lie, according to Amber
Amber's spectacular dance routine got Michael's heart racing the most (sorry Joanna).
Our fiery Geordie's not excited about it at all though, not one bit... "So now I've at least got something, I can't just sit and mope around because I know I raised his heart rate the most!"
Does this mean there's still hope for Mamber?
2. Ovie is a magician
With a click of the fingers, Ovie switched off the lights in the villa. Is there anything this man CAN'T do?!
✓ Pro basketball player✓ Fashion connoisseur ✓ Expert champagne popper ✓ Champion hat-wearer ✓ Telepathic controller of lights
3. Seriously... what is this sorcery?
How do you do it, Ovie?
4. A morning stretch never hurt anyone
*Sits covered in crisps thinking about how unfit we are*
5. Time in the villa doesn't equivalate to time in the outside world
It's a fact.
Molly-Mae and Tommy were sent for a romantic night alone in the Hideaway, and their pillow talk made us love them even more...
Tommy came to the realisation that they've spent every single day together since their first meeting, and asked Molly-Mae a very important question: "And that on the outside equivalates to what?"
A confused and bemused Molly-Mae replied: "Equivalates isn't a word."
It looks like we better get in touch with the dictionary; Tommy's going to need his own page soon.
6. The Islanders won't be forming a football team any time soon
He shoots... he DOESN'T score.
Downing a pint of non alcoholic beer before taking a penalty against one of the girls, all whilst wearing vision-hindering goggles? Sounds pretty easy to us...
Amber had a LOT to say the boys' technique: "The ball skills in the penalty shoot out were abismal." No football club for this lot any time soon then.
7. Squats can be dangerous.
Curtis: "I gave up on the strength round because I was about to..."
His brain:
*Don't say it**Don't say it**Don't say it**Don't say it**Don't say it*
"... S*** myself."