Janet Street-Porter marries herself live on the show with Frank Lampard conducting the ceremony!

JANET STREET-PORTER 'MARRIED HERSELF' IN A CEREMONY CONDUCTED BY FRANK LAMPARD WITH COLEEN NOLAN AS BRIDESMAID

She's been married four times before and today Janet walked down the aisle for a fifth time live on TV - to marry herself!

Wearing a white veil and carrying a bouquet of flowers - with Coleen looking gorgeous in a bridesmaid dress - Janet walked down 'the aisle' in the studio to where a mirror waited so she could say 'I do' to herself.

And on hand to conduct the ceremony was non other than Christine's husband Frank!

'We are here today to celebrate the coming together of Janet and her favourite person in the world, Janet,' Frank said. 'Do you Janet take you Janet to be your lawful wedded... Janet?

'Yeah, why the hell not?' she replied.

'In sickness and in health till death do you part?' Frank asked.

'Whatever,' she said, before tossing her bouquet into the audience and looking very pleased.

Watch the videos of the moving marriage ceremony and our discussion about 'sologomy'...