What went down for our Celebs on Day 2!
Our bums were glued to the sofa, our Celebs spotted bare bums in the shower, and Ant and Dec offered up bums on pizza - although thankfully not their own.
Did somebody say camel anus?
Yep, things got real surreal real quick on Day 2 in the I'm A Celebrity... Jungle!
From tears and tensions to naked tooshies, here's what happened as our Celebs settled into their first full day in Camp.
Josie got a good mooning shock from Nigel
Josie didn’t know where to look when she accidentally stumbled into Nigel’s naked backside as he was enjoying his morning Jungle shower.
‘I’ve seen worse,’ she told the Bush Telegraph, before correcting herself, giggling: ‘No I haven’t!’
A teary Jamie Lynn opened up to Fred about life as a young mum
Jamie and Fred shared an early morning deep and meaningful as the Zoey 101 actor opened up about becoming a young mum.
She told the First Dates star that press scrutiny forced her to ‘hide away’ from the spotlight to raise her child after becoming pregnant at 16.
'I moved to Mississippi and literally hid. I had 20 paparazzi on me every day. They wouldn’t leave me alone,' she revealed, adding; 'I just wanted to be normal because I wanted my baby to be normal.'
Jamie Lynn got emotional when she revealed that some people close to her 'didn’t want me to have the baby'.
‘Everybody told me I was going to be a horrible mom,’ she told Fred.
He reassured her: ‘What you’ve done is amazing. Because you have so much strength of character to do what you did.’
Brexit entered the chat
Having an infamous ex-politician in Camp was bound to prompt some curiosity, and tensions brewed as Nigel faced some heat - and it wasn't coming from the Campfire.
After revealing to Josie that he thinks Boris Johnson is ‘entertaining in small doses’ and ‘one of the most disorganised human beings that possibly ever lived’, it was Fred's turn to question Nigel.
‘What’s the benefit of Brexit then? If you are an average person from Britain, what’s the benefit?' Fred asked.
'To know that we’re independent, we stand on our own two feet in the world,’ Nigel replied.
The rest of the Campmates suddenly remembered they had some chores to do as Fred went on to label Nigel’s actions ‘shameful’, while Nigel defended that Brexit is about ‘being self-governing’.
'I would 100% rather wash up than listen to another single word about Brexit,' Grace told the Bush Telegraph.
The Jungle Pizzeria was a feast... of entertainment
Did somebody order a Pepper-Groaney Pizza?
No, nobody did. Ever.
But that didn't stop Nigel and Nella being served a host of sickening slices from the Jungle Pizzeria for their Bushtucker Trial.
They tucked into duck tongue, pig testicles, goat feet, a triple anus extravaganza and a four penis deep pan. Wow.
The pair gagged their way through the Trial to earn nine stars, with Nella refusing to sample the salted and fermented sea herring, telling Ant and Dec: ’That smells like death. I’m not doing it.’
Fair.
Jamie Lynn got a surreal bath time serenade
When Danielle stumbled into a homesick Jamie Lynn, the Eastenders star quickly suggested some relaxation to help her feel better.
‘The bath is like gold, it fixes everyone,’ she reassured Jamie Lynn, who agreed that a bath was a good idea.
But it wasn’t long before the offer of a calming soak turned into a full serenade with the help of Fred, Sam, Nella and Marvin - who sang Mario's ‘Let Me Love You' while Fred picked up the percussion.
Was it weird? Yes. But it was wonderful? Absolutely.
JLS dance school is in session
We’re already wondering how many days on rice and beans it will take Sam to run out of his endless energy and enthusiasm, but today was not that day.
After asking Marvin about JLS’s journey to fame, he persuaded the singer to teach him a few of the boyband’s famous moves, keeping the rest of the Camp amused as the pair put on a show around the firepit.
‘I feel great!’ said a buzzing Sam as he nailed the moves to 'She Makes Me Wanna'.
The world is not ready for Sam and Marv, aka Suave.
Kiosk Kev is back
That is all.
I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! continues tomorrow at 9pm on ITV1, ITVX and STV.