The 2017 Campmate Family Tree
We’re approaching the end of the series, and with the exception of a few minor fall-outs, and *that* big betrayal, our remaining Campmates are getting along pretty well!
Just like one big family, they help each other through tough times, argue over who does the chores, and have a mutual love for crumpets. So if the Campmates WERE a real, dysfunctional family, here’s what we reckon it’d look like…
Stanley - The Grandad
Stanley’s the one who keeps the peace because he just wants an easy life with no drama. He’s full of wisdom and terrible puns… and always messes up the family photos.
Also, if you watch closely, you'll notice his Jungle boots are basically slippers!
Jennie - The Mum
Jennie’s a great listener and has advice for every situation. She sings along to classic tunes in the car, can advise on how to dry your knickers in the most unlikely places, and most importantly... she can turn potatoes and eel into fish and chips. The dream.
Iain - The Dad
Iain has the family’s best interests at heart. He makes sacrifices to keep everyone happy, and if someone’s messed up, he’s the first to give them a hug and tell them everything’s going to be okay.
Dennis and Jamie - The Uncles
They’re thick as thieves and spend all their time poking fun at each other, as brothers do. They’re constantly messing about… and would definitely be the ones to put the football on during a family party.
Toff - The Sister
Toff’s a tough cookie and her infectious smile could cheer the whole family up on a rainy day! She’s the life and soul of every get-together, and best of all, she’s got a stash of fake tan and some nice bikinis which could be ‘borrowed’...
Amir - The Cheeky Little Brother
Amir eats all the food, forgets everyone’s birthdays, lets people take the rap for things he’s done, and is brutally honest with his opinions. But somehow, no matter what he says or does, he gets away with it!
If anybody needs a spider removing from the bath, Amir definitely wouldn’t be the one to ask.