7 things we learnt during Day 17 in the Castle
1. Vernon is counting down the seconds to his Christmas dinner 🤤
And he’s already planning for a second serving thanks to the Castle weight-loss.
2. Bev’s been offered a free facelift 💄
Facelift or no facelift, the Campmates love Bev the way she is and that fact filled our hearts with joy.
3. Jordan needs to work on his accent game 🤣
His cockney mix up of ‘uncle’ and ‘ankle’ might cause him a few problems in the real world, but we mark him 10/10 for trying.
4. The Castle diet can help show off your six pack 🏰
2020 just got that little bit better for Jordan.
5. Mo goes head to toe in vaseline 🥇
We love learning about Mo’s gold-medal-winning running techniques, and last night we learnt that his top tip for avoiding joggers’ nipple is to douse yourself in vaseline.
Spilling the beans with a very intrigued Jordan, Mo explained: “Before you run a marathon, you have to vaseline everything.” And yes, ‘everything’ does include the testicles.
6. Vernon can breakdance
Vernon dancing = Limbs flying EVERYWHERE.
7. Mo doesn’t know the words to Gold
He might be able to run for Gold, but he certainly can’t sing it! It’s a good job those Spandau Ballet lyrics were to hand...